Finally finished these nerds: les amis part 1. Chetta has Joly’s goldfish tattooed and Eponine has
Montparnasse’ssomeone’s car keys for some reason. (Tumblr’s acting up right now so I can’t make this an icon set.)
Out of all of Les Amis, who do you think would be the most likely to randomly show up to a meeting with a baby goat?
See, this is a difficult question not because I think any of them wouldn’t but because I think they all definitely would.
Enjolras shows up in a temper because someone was abusing a baby goat and who does things like that and raging about the injustices of animal abuse while cuddling the baby.
Combeferre is goat-sitting and enthuses about the many and varied uses for goats and has his goat litter-trained and thus figures he may as well bring it out to get socialized.
Courfeyrac confiscated the kid because it was being held as evidence at the police station or something and it was bleating and really, Enjolras, what was he supposed to do, leave it there?
One of Feuilly’s neighbors had the goat but couldn’t take care of it anymore, so he took it in, and it’s still young enough to need frequent feeding, so he brings it to the meeting.
Jehan turns up with the goat following at his heels, announces he’s named it Eurydice because it followed him out of hell, and declines to explain further. When Combeferre points out it is a boy goat he only gets a withering look in response.
Joly and Bossuet turn up with a goat, Bossuet’s arm in a sling, and about six bags full of potential goat foods Joly wants to try. Both of them look very shifty. They all decide it is probably best not to ask.
Bahorel met this dude with a baller goat, and the dude was totally an asshole, so he punched him out and took the goat. The goat’s name is Rex. Like T. Rex, Enjolras, cool it, I’m not indoctrinating my goat into the monarchy.
Some model for one of Grantaire’s art classes came with a goat because they thought it would make for a good ~pastoral painting~ or something, and then left the goat there, so Grantaire shrugged and brought it with him. It’s named Bottle. Shut up, Courfeyrac, that’s a totally legit goat name.
Marius does not know why this goat is following him will someone please help him and stop giggling and taking pictures :(((((
Reblogging this in hopes that someone will illustrate it.
Marius always exceeds my expectations.
#marius you’re late#what’s wrong today?#you look as if you’ve seen a goat#some wine and say what’s going on#a goat you say#a goat may be#someone left this goat by me#oh how i wish that it was gone (via)
i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual
not into sex, really into puns
"what about a lesbian princess" always seems to lead to two answers
- what about a gay prince?
- what about a female princess that doesn’t hinge on a love plot?
what about I didn’t ask for your shitty opinion I asked for a lesbian princess
For Ren who requested Enjolras/Grantaire/Patria????
this comic is so ridiculous please excuse me it’s pretty late into the night, oh man.
do you realize the Captain America 2 title is actually just Steve Rogers: Bucky Barnes
I’m kind of surprised how extreme the reaction to “Newsies” closing is here. What’s going to happen when “Wicked” and “Phantom” eventually close?
dear peter jackson; you’ve changed enough from the source material in the films that i request you to consider one more change in the final hobbit movie. an alternate ending. consider this:
smaug is dead and the battle over. everything is smoldering and the remaining dwarves gaze at the…